I know things have changed around here. Hillary Clinton looks like she’s making
“HerStory”. And her GOP rival, Donald Trump is more like a Circus Carnie.
No offense to Circus Carnies.
I’m not proud that I predicted Trump would be the Republican candidate for President.
I have witnesses. Just when we thought Donald Trump’s fascist racist retorts couldn’t get any worse for Muslims, Mexican, Immigrants…oh my. (Or should I say, “ay yi yi”?) Who hasn’t this maniac insulted, bullied or barked at?
If you’re like me sometimes you need a dose of Donald’s wisdom to get you through your day. Here are some of his quotable quotes that give me strength:
“Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it!
Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure. It’s not your fault.”
See, Donald Trump cares for all of us stupid losers and haters after all. It’s not our fault we’re stupid. Don’t you feel comfort in knowing that. Recently, Donald told the world,
“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”
Trump is not only smart, he has long body parts too. Huh Ladies? I know when I cast my ballot I don’t really care about a politician’s actual position on policies. I look for the candidate with the longest body parts.
But beyond Trump’s intellect and physique he knows exactly what women want.
In his own words:
“Women you have to treat them like shit.”
Its like he knows me. And I know I’m not the only one thinking this but every time I see his wife Melania standing by his side I think, “Oh my god you could have married anyone. Anyone. And you married Trump. She has sex with him. So lucky. So lucky.”
I guess when Donald Trump says, “Make America Great Again” he means, marry a foreign super model and make an anchor baby.