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My Mother Warned Me About Men Like YOU: Scott Walker

Have you ever stopped and thought what it must be like living next door to the United States?  The land of “opportunidad”?

We’ve got a super cool country –los Esatados Unidos– and you’re not invited. Lo Siento Mexico. We’re Closed Amigos.

Sure you can try to come here. Even if that life means working for slave labor wages, live in deplorable conditions (because the people in power really need to turn a profit) and have your families torn apart.  That’s just good economics America!

Last week, Scott Walker was asked, by a 13 year old American girl, why he voted against Deferred Action for Parents of Americans (DAPA) program.

His response was simple: DAPA was not really following the law and Scott Walker is a god loving law following hypocrite. Walker continued saying, “in America nobody’s above the law.”

So instead of addressing the topic of deportation and being left fatherless, Walker stated that he hoped kids like Leslie and her seven year old little brother would learn in school that “the President and the Congress have to work together.”

Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker has no answers or good ideas –which is easily highlighted by his $2.2 billion dollar deficit, ranked 40th in job creation, and last in new business startups. He’s no friend of hardworking Americans. He still is proposing $300 million in additional cuts from the Wisconsin’s prized public university system, and millions more from K-12 education, outdoor recreation and conservation!

t1larg.dga-walker-ad.t1largHey Wisconsin wake up!  Governor Scott Walker doesn’t want you to get ahead or even able to enjoy your parks.

Scott Walker’s best ideas have screwed the everyday citizen in Wisconsin but that’s not enough. He’s not satisfied plundering Wisconsin’s economy he wants to take down the entire “U.S. of A”.

Scott Walker is what my mother warned me about. He won’t stop until he uses you like his little Piñata America. So be careful and wear protection.

Dear Mr. Trump #Andy Kaufman of the GOP

Dear Mr. Trump,

Bravo to you and your hair for giving the American public just the right dose of “Those Mexicans are Chupacabra scary!”  I love you.  You are a straight shooter.   I hope later today after you read my letter, you will look into your mirror and say, “Mexicans will love me” over and over again– because believe it or not– I love you Mr. Trump.   You have turned  a spotlight on an issue your conservative (but not fiscally responsible) party avoids providing any SOLUTIONS.

Look at yourself soaring in the polls because…people love to hate.  Right now the flavor is dark chocolate hate.  Anything dark must mean trouble like drugs, crime and rape.    Good. Scaring the American public is the best way to go.

Everybody who is anybody is talking about YOU.  Fabulous campaigning strategy to alienate an entire group of people even if it means ending business relationships with Macy’s, PGA Golf (You are  so smart you’ve alienated an entire sport ), even Serta a mattress company thought you blew it, and then Univision pulls a fast one and cancels airing your pageant of pretty third world girls.  And then Miss Mexico says, “hasta la vista Donald”.  NBC ends your contract and NASCAR throws you to the curb and look at you.  You are still in the top three for the GOP candidate running for President of the United States.  Your immigrant wife must be so proud.

Thanks again for highlighting again and again how much Mexicans have ruined the United States and how America will only be great when you are in a position to build a fence to keep out desperate people who are risking their lives to have a chance for a better life than the one they face now but it is great to know you are all over this issue especially since your wife is an immigrant.  Don’t get me started on the Slovenians.  The stories I could tell.

I am your number one fan here in beautiful Los Angeles looking forward to you DOMINATING the debates without logic or facts.  Are you the Andy Kaufman of the GOP?

Love Forever,

Stef “Mexican with a Masters” Zamorano