“You wanna bet?” My husband suddenly announced.
“Sure?”I was up for the challenge.
And then my husband said, “One thousand dollars.”
“Yeah, why not?” He went on, “If you’re so sure that Paul Ryan will be the next Presidential Candidate for the Republicans…”
“But we’ve never used money when we bet,” I reminded my hubby,”We’re married. I give you a thousand or you give me a thousand it still goes into the same account.”
“One thousand dollars.” Agreed.
Sure. This is a no brainer. Just check out Paul Ryan’s propaganda machine at work.
This “confident” man and the machine behind this man is getting ready to unify the Grand Ole Party. And he’s already earned the endorsement of great men like Mitt Romney (Republican 2012 Loser).
We all remember when Mitt Romney slipped when announcing Paul Ryan but we all knew that Paul Ryan really really really wanted to become president and here’s his big chance once again. He’s the fresh young face of conservative America with a hilarious beard that shows us he’s old enough to grow one and he looks so much wiser too.
I don’t think Donald, John, or Ted will be around much longer but it was fun. You know like all the fun racist comments and dumb arguing about who is the better candidate and who isn’t? Yeah, that kind of good stupid fun before it got crazy-ugly-violent.
“Bye bye Kasitch”, “Auf Wiedersehen Trump” and “Adios Cruz!” It was fun while it lasted but I think when I say this: I speak on behalf of many relieved Americans that they don’t love Paul Ryan but they don’t hate him.
His new motto to really attract the undecided voter could be something catchy like this: Paul Ryan he has a beard and is a lot better than those other guys!