Monthly Archives: November 2016

PEOTUS = Sad Face

I no longer feel broken.  I have gathered my thoughts.

Holy Shit Batman did you hear who is going to be the next President of the United States of America?  Well here’s your first clue: you loved him in his hit reality show series on NBC “The Apprentice”.

If you guessed  “Tiny Hands” Donald Trump than you are correct.  Donald Trump is irresistible and that is troubling.  Seriously I have bruises on my arms because I keep pinching myself trying to wake myself from this nightmare.  And listen I’m not for the lesser of two evils or care that Hillary Rodham Clinton lost.  I am having a hard time understanding how some people cried.  Some people are still crying.  I want to punch something.  (I don’t cuz I’m a wimp who is adverse to creating unnecessary pain.)

I wonder what the 41% of those Americans who didn’t vote feel?  I like to think the people who didn’t vote just couldn’t stomach exerting any amount of effort for either candidate and decided to stay home with their family putting those finishing touches on their bomb shelter.  .

Good Night America

I know there are thousands and thousands of people who are stunned by the election results.  I was not prepared at all.  I wasn’t overly confident.  I mean I was just hoping Jill Stein would somehow make progress.  Trump is about to speak at his election headquarters.  Right now Trump has 257 Electoral Votes and Hillary has 215!

 

11:50 pm and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has called Donald Trump and conceded.  He is about to speak to the United States and I’m perplexed.  Oh there’s Michael Pence strutting across the stage with his family and boy that fellar is next in line to become president.  wow.

“This is a historic night and the American people have spoken and elected a new champion.”

Pence looks pretty scared and shocked as he looks into the crowd wearing “Make America Great Again” red caps chanting “USA, USA, USA”.

It is my high honor and distinct privilege ‘introduce the President Elect of the United States of America Donald Trump.

Good night America.

Reality Show “America:We Kick Ass!”

In just a few more days it will be official who our next Commender in Chief will be.
It looks pretty evident from where I’m standing in California that it will be a mixed bag
of results. Seriously, who is going to go the polls to vote for these two horrific human “beans”? One has a serious personality disorder and the other one has a mental disorder including war hawkish tendencies. But on the bright side they’re both pathological liars. What could possibly go wrong in the next four years?

Good luck America. While corporate interests continue to override your American dream both candidates have pledged to kick someone’s ass cuz who needs a “jobs program” when we can have interventionist wars throughout the world?  And we can make it into a reality show entitled “America: We Kick Ass!” (Just ask any Native American.)