Category Archives: Dump Trump

History vs Herstory: The First Debate

Just finished watching the first debate and I got to say that it still is neck and neck.  Who watched the debate tonight and said, “Well I thought I was going to vote for Donald but now that I really was able to watch the debate and reflect upon each candidates well rehearsed responses…I am totally voting for Hillary.”

Seriously you and I both know that no one changed their minds tonight.  No one.  If you watched the debate nothing surprised you.  We all tuned in because we were hoping to see a train wreck aka Donald Trump.  Also we all were relieved that Hillary didn’t have a coughing fit or faint.

Donald never provided a clear vision for a better America nor does he have a jobs program.  Hillary on the other hand managed to appear as cool as a cucumber even when she faced Trump’s accusation about NAFTA being a failure.

“Donald I know you live in your own reality but” is the best line of the night but Donald really held Hillary’s feet to the fire when it came to screwing up things for 30 years and NAFTA fucked America.

By the conclusion of the debate I know I just felt worn out and relieved something awkward didn’t occur.  So we have that going for us America.  Only two more debates
Second presidential debate (Sun, Oct. 9)
Third presidential debate (Wed, Oct. 19)images

I still cannot tell you exactly what either candidate stands for because I’m with Jill Stein. I’m voting third party because neither one of those millionaires represent me or even begin to speak to the needs of the regular working woman.

Dr. Jill Stein should be onstage during the debates because only then will the voice of the people be heard.

Finally, I couldn’t help but adore what Melania wore.  No one wears a zipper dress better than Mrs. Trump.  I don’t care she’s foreign born; she loves Donald and someone has to. Am I right America.  Ladies?  Pigs, slobs, dogs?

Cleveland RNC New Hit Sitcom

This is my first Republican Convention and it continues to be more than I could have dreamed for.  First, the Republicans have finally come together to all hate Hillary.  I think it was the very first plank of their platform:  Hate Hillary Clinton.  Followed by plank numero dos: Prayer in school.  Number tres: Get rid of all those immigrants!  And ISIS is scary so be scared America.

Laura Ingram was present.  Scott Walker was there with all of his hair.  Donald’s middle son from his second marriage spoke for the first time and seem to really like his father.  No joke.  Former Astronaut Eileen Collins spoke but surprisingly no endorsement for Trump trickled from her tongue.  “This is a chance I could not pass up: we can raise awareness of how the U.S. human space program has slowed over the years,” Collins told Mashable. “My message is meant to NOT be political.”

…So I guess that’s why she attended the Grand Ole Party’s Presidential Convention 2016 and then not endorse El Jefe because she’s not political.  (Surprise!  You just being YOU is a political statement First Female Commander of a Space Shuttle.)

And then there was Ted Cruz who really made a splash.  The crowd booed him and then his wife had to be escorted out of the convention while the Trumps looked very very very hugely disappointed by #LyingTed.

For whatever reason Mrs. Newt (3rd wife by marriage) introduced her husband, Newt Gingrich,  who had to come in and clean up Cruz’s mess.  Newt made me forget Ted’s non-endorsement but scared the living shit out of me cuz the terrorists are coming to get me.

And then to end the evening and pull it altogether for all of us fans of the RNC enter Mike “Mike” Pence.   A huge heaping spoonful of boring.  Yikes.

to be continued…

 

 

Melania Trump: Unlucky or Lucky

I know things have changed around here. Hillary Clinton looks like she’s making
“HerStory”.  And her GOP rival, Donald Trump is more like a Circus Carnie.
No offense to Circus Carnies.

I’m not proud that I predicted Trump would be the Republican candidate for President.
I have witnesses.  Just when we thought Donald Trump’s fascist racist retorts couldn’t get any worse for Muslims, Mexican, Immigrants…oh my.   (Or should I say, “ay yi yi”?)  Who hasn’t this maniac insulted, bullied or barked at?

If you’re like me sometimes you need a dose of Donald’s wisdom to get you through your day.   Here are some of his quotable quotes that give me strength:

“Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it!
Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure. It’s not your fault.”

See, Donald Trump cares for all of us stupid losers and haters after all. It’s not our fault we’re stupid. Don’t you feel comfort in knowing that.  Recently, Donald told the world,

“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”

Trump is not only smart, he has long body parts too. Huh Ladies? I know when I cast my ballot I don’t really care about a politician’s actual position on policies. I look for the candidate with the longest body parts.

But beyond Trump’s intellect and physique he knows exactly what women want.
In his own words:

 “Women you have to treat them like shit.”

Its like he knows me.  And I know I’m not the only one thinking this but every time I see his wife Melania standing by his side I think,  “Oh my god you could have married anyone. Anyone. And you married Trump.   She has sex with him. So lucky. So lucky.”

I guess when Donald Trump says, “Make America Great Again” he means, marry a foreign super model and make an anchor baby.