Category Archives: Immigration

First They Came For Mexicans

Hey America it appears we are a god fearing, gun toting, xenophobic country. Hurray.

Sure many Americans enjoy chips, salsa and margaritas or going to their favorite Chinese Restaurant but that is where our love for diversity stops!

According to Trump a.k.a. “Fascist Puerco”:

“No employment opportunities? “Blame the Mexicans and build a great wall to keep the riffraff out.  Stock Market takes a turn, “Those Chinese are screwing our economy”

Hate the Iran Deal?  Solution invade the middle east and take whats ours…all of the OIL.   And the Free Market will regulate itself its just that easy.

I don’t know if I can take much more of Donald Trump’s hateful vitriol.
Donald Trump kicked out a journalist from one of his Q&As. And the press cowered!
Donald Trump commanded with a slight nod for his body guard to shove a Mexican journalist out of the room and the press watched and allowed it to happen…in America.

Then when questioned about his behavior Donald Trump flat out LIED again and again about not knowing the journalist’s name or his position at Univision and lie about not even knowing his own body guard’s name man who escorted Jorge Ramos from the room. Every journalist sitting in that room failed to take Trump to task and why is that?

First they built a wall.
Then they came for the Mexicans
Then they came for the journalists
Then they came for the Chinese
Then they came for babies.
And when they came for you but no one was left except the FASCISTS!

Trump Card

If you tuned into the GOP debate last week on FOX pretend NEWS channel you must have noticed that the audience LOVED TRUMP!

He could do no wrong.  Even when Megan Kelly quoted him calling some women, “fat pigs, dogs, slobs and disgusting animals”,  the crowd went wild!

Ha, Ha, Ha, we are fat pigs, dogs, slobs and disgusting animals. Ha, Ha, Ha!  Women suck!  I heart misogyny!

Maybe I’ve been drinking too many gin martinis and smoking way too much pot but Donald Trump is looking good. He still is way out in front of all other GOPeer’s. He’s kicking ass and taking names not even Chuck Todd can stop him.

The Donald seems to know exactly what America wants. A shit kicking loud mouth; he will tell women how and when they can have birth control, first day in office he’ll throw out all those no good illegals and their “anchor babies”, he also won’t let anyone try to abort an “anchor baby” cuz whose going to build that wall?

Trump already knows that when he’s in office he’ll handle ISIS.  He’ll make a great commander in chief after serving NEVER in the military due to a bone spur in his foot. Then he wants to totally get rid of Obamacare and replace it with something spectacular. Plus after he does that he’s going to go back to Iraq and take the oil. Just take it cuz we have to take care of our wounded soldiers and we need the oil cuz we’re America!

I’m so excited about Donald Trump for president I practically have blood coming out of my eyes and other places.

Dear Mr. Trump #Andy Kaufman of the GOP

Dear Mr. Trump,

Bravo to you and your hair for giving the American public just the right dose of “Those Mexicans are Chupacabra scary!”  I love you.  You are a straight shooter.   I hope later today after you read my letter, you will look into your mirror and say, “Mexicans will love me” over and over again– because believe it or not– I love you Mr. Trump.   You have turned  a spotlight on an issue your conservative (but not fiscally responsible) party avoids providing any SOLUTIONS.

Look at yourself soaring in the polls because…people love to hate.  Right now the flavor is dark chocolate hate.  Anything dark must mean trouble like drugs, crime and rape.    Good. Scaring the American public is the best way to go.

Everybody who is anybody is talking about YOU.  Fabulous campaigning strategy to alienate an entire group of people even if it means ending business relationships with Macy’s, PGA Golf (You are  so smart you’ve alienated an entire sport ), even Serta a mattress company thought you blew it, and then Univision pulls a fast one and cancels airing your pageant of pretty third world girls.  And then Miss Mexico says, “hasta la vista Donald”.  NBC ends your contract and NASCAR throws you to the curb and look at you.  You are still in the top three for the GOP candidate running for President of the United States.  Your immigrant wife must be so proud.

Thanks again for highlighting again and again how much Mexicans have ruined the United States and how America will only be great when you are in a position to build a fence to keep out desperate people who are risking their lives to have a chance for a better life than the one they face now but it is great to know you are all over this issue especially since your wife is an immigrant.  Don’t get me started on the Slovenians.  The stories I could tell.

I am your number one fan here in beautiful Los Angeles looking forward to you DOMINATING the debates without logic or facts.  Are you the Andy Kaufman of the GOP?

Love Forever,

Stef “Mexican with a Masters” Zamorano

Adios Muchachos!

d51f93c8ba240d24015085b4329f0d21Recently on Meet the Press while discussing the growing number of children seeking asylum in our country, Raul Labrador, U.S. Representative for Idaho’s 1st congressional district recommended, “…our country needs to immediately deport these children back to their country.” He continued, “I know it sounds difficult but they are creating a crisis at this time and it actually is harming the children”…huh?

Dear Mr. Labrador and every other gutless asshole who wants to send these victims back to a horrific situation that isn’t changing anytime soon, maybe instead of visiting the border for a photo op you should actually go to Central America and try to exist.

So what’s it going to be America?  Are you going to welcome these refugees from Central America or are you going to turn these children away cuz they are inconvenient and too costly.  I guess WE can’t afford to be compassionate humanitarians.

But we can afford to: Subsidize Fortune 500 companies like Walmart.  (FYI Walmart workers cost taxpayers $6.2 billion in public assistance annually.)  Oh and we are spending 2 billion dollars a day on things that go “boom”.

Now let me get my facts straight: We can subsidize Wallmart, spread “Democracy” –by occupying other countries –but when people like what we are peddling throughout the world, aka “Democracy”, and then come knocking on our door we say, “You are breaking laws by crossing the border to afford yourself a better life and sure you’re five years old so here’s some freshly laundered clothing, some Snapple and now go back to where you belong muchacho!  We are closed for business!  But, if you have some valuable resources– such as oil–we may be able to help you out and invade your country to spread “Democracy”. Wink, wink.ChildrenSupportImmigrants072514